Lechuga

Oil first, acid second. Wet leaves refuse to take either.

Sharpness is what makes water taste like food.

Emulsifier first, flavour second. Without it the dressing slides off.

Salt and glutamate turn a blank leaf into a main course.

Dry salt crystals on a wet leaf. Contrast doing all the work.

Braised in butter with the lettuce as the lid and the liquid.

Cold wet crunch is structurally necessary or the sandwich is just fat and bread.

Wrapped raw with rice and pork: cold leaf, hot fat, salty paste.

Fried crumb against wet crunch. Two textures, neither soft.

Yolk is the dressing. Coddled, it clings where oil would run.

Braised, not dressed. Butter turns it from salad into vegetable.

Allium sharpness without the crunch of raw onion.

Same water, more snap. Both live or die on the salt.

Emulsified fat clings to a leaf too smooth to hold vinaigrette.

The leaf is the wrapper, the paste is the seasoning.

Cold crunch against hot fat, eaten in one bite so neither wins.

Nothing about a soft leaf resists this. That imbalance is the local point.

Blue salt on iceberg water. Crude, and it works every time.

Braised together, the mint stops it tasting like hot nothing.

Both saline-sweet and both collapse on cue in the same butter.

Both green-floral. An infused dressing gives butterhead a secret.