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dairymushroom · cream · ammonia · buttery · chalky

Brie

Bloomy rind, butterfat centre. Buy it too young and you get chalk instead of cheese.

on its own
1.0sour
1.0sweet
3.0savoury
1.0bitter
3.0umami
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3 of these 16 are wild — theory says yes, nobody has cooked them. why →

16 pairings for Brie.

Baguette

classic

Crust and cream, nothing between them. France's cheapest complete meal.

Champagne

classic

Bubbles scrub butterfat off the palate and the yeast note matches the rind.

Walnut

classic

Rind mushroom, nut tannin. The oldest triangle on any cheeseboard.

Cranberry

common

Ammoniated bloom against sharp acid: the cheese stops smelling and starts tasting.

Apple

common

Acid against a fat that otherwise has nowhere to go.

Grape

common

Sugar and water against fat. A palate reset dressed as fruit.

Honey

common

Warm the wheel, pour honey, eat with a spoon. Not subtle, not wrong.

Fig

common

Jam and cream, and the seeds give the fat something to catch on.

The rind makes 1-octen-3-ol itself. The fungus is not a stretch.

Split the wheel and layer it. Both smell of the same forest floor.

Calvados

uncommon

Apple spirit dissolves the cream and resets the mouth for the next slice.

Linalool over a bloomy rind. Restraint or it turns to soap immediately.

Ripe rind esters and jackfruit esters overlap; both smell of fruit going slightly wrong.

Caviar

wild

Iodine and butterfat, with salt doing the introduction. Lahousse territory.

Matcha

wild

Shared grass and mushroom, plus bitterness that cuts cream without acid.